New opponent, new nemesis, new team to get ........OWNED!
3/6/08*****UPDATE***** 3/6/08
The critically-acclaimed show reportedly will receive a third season.
In somewhat shocking news, NBC has renewed Friday Night Lights, Nikki Finke of Deadline Hollywood Daily reports.
The critically acclaimed but poorly-rated show, centering around a small Texas town, was saved by a unique deal struck between NBC and Direct TV.
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS = FUCKING SUPER BAD-ASS AWESOME
Well that is the best thing I have heard in a long time....maybe this had something to do with it
HAHAHAHAHAHA I knew this show sounded stupid as fuck. "Unfortunately, Quarterlife, the web series created by Marshall Herskovitz, which debuted on NBC to the network’s worst ratings in 17 years in that slot, is dead in the water. It wasn’t all that popular to begin with, but took an even more severe tumble when it tried to make the jump from web to television. Whoever thought that was a good idea either doesn’t know the web very well or doesn’t know television very well, maybe both." Good job guys the description of the show alone almost made me fall asleep. (SEE BELOW)
Why does FNL have to beg for another season while we are overwhelmed with shitty shows on a nightly basis. I will be as unbiased as possible when comparing these shows and you can make your on decision based on nothing but cold hard facts! Who the fuck can argue with facts?
Friday night lights appeals to the four biggest groups of people in america. PROOF BELOW!
REASONS FOR GUYS TO WATCH
Miss Lyla Garrity
Tyra Collette
Tammy Taylor
GIRLS/GAYS
Tim mother fucking Riggins
PEDOFILES
Shes only 15
CRIPPLES
Simon says stand up
Do you think your favorite tv show is better than FNL? If you answered Yes..Well, your a fucking idiot. Look at some of the shit that is on tv
Eli Stone over FNL?
I wiki-pediad this I am still not sure what the hell this show is about. All I know is 1. It takes place in San Francisco(GAY) 2. The guy has visions of George Michael(GAY) 3. There are no hot chicks in the cast(GAY). Why not just call this show Fruity Mc Queerfucker and let us know what is really going on. I bet that This Guy USED to love Eli Stone. The only thing funny about this show is that this one guy on the show James Siato is credited with being the "Mob Boss" in Home Alone 3(GAY). In the next episode George Michael cleans the shit outta Eli's dick slit with a q-tip. Graphic shit.
Reason FNL is better: No gay stuff in Texas people, if George Michaels appeared in Tim Riggins livingroom him and Billy would have done some old school wicked late 80's gay bashing. You know before every gay guy was huge like they are now.
Stupid NBC reality shows over FNL?
My dad is better then your dad: Holy shit Dan Cortese is the host, wow I am so excited its like 1994 all over again, hes finally back! No seriously was there no one else they could get. How far down the list do you have to go before his name comes up, was Bill Belamy busy? If it was "My dad is way more of a loser then yours" hosted by Fred Savage I would check it out.
"Me? I am gonna get a job? Do I have to trim my mullet? How did you guys even find me?"
1 vs 100: Is this show about the ratio of guys to girls in every bar I go to? Or about the white to black ratio in my highschool? Or is it about me trying to survive a night time trip to the 24 hour walmart? Nope its about Bob Saget doing something with questions to some guy whos gonna blow all his winnings or nascar related items.
Amnesia: Hosted by Dennis Miller, the best monday night football announcer of all time. Bigger bust than Connie Britton aka Tammy Taylor aka the chick above(I am referring to her giant tits). Amnesia "new events contained in the immediate memory are not transferred to the permanent as long-term memory" I fucking hope I get this one day. They ask people to remember events from there earlier life. Next contestant, Dennis Miller....... Dennis...Do you remember when you were relevent?
Deal or no deal: The only 2 reasons to watch this is. 1. Howey Mandell has the worst case of OCD ever he is a complete basket case. He wears a ribbon around his hand and he actually thinks if someone cuts it off he is gonna die. So if you see him you know what to do 2. You can pause it and beat off to the suitcase girls. Lets see, old comedians are making a comeback as game show hosts. How bout this NBC "Americas Next Top Rapist" hosted by Dave Coulier. NO MEANS YES! NO MEANS YES!
The Baby Borrowers: This is real and stupid. Meet the teenage couples as they embark on a fast track into parenthood. Will their relationships sustain the pressure? Will this show last? Will I resist the urge to take a bath with a toaster? Will the guy from unsolved mistery still haunt my dreams? Answers: Who Cares,Probally,No,Yes. The only way I would watch this is if a certain gentalmen by the name of Zachary Cutler was featured on it.
Other green lit NBC shows over FNL?
Lip Stick Jungle: Armed with humor and strength, these three modern New York women support one another through the triumphs and tears that are all part of making it big in the Big Apple. Armed with a 9mm and a smile I storm NBC's studios. Tampon Alert! Yeah I will watch this..right after I stick my dick in my garbage disposal and change my name to Jimmy Fallon Jr.
Quarterlife: The story of various people in their twienties with commitment to realism and the recognition of universal human themes through the truthful depiction of the way young people speak, work, think, love, argue, and just have fun. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????
Reasons Why Tim Riggins is better than you were at his age
1. Tim Riggins never goes to school on wednesdays you did
2. He does not park in drive ways..ever
3. Every store in town sells him beer at 17
4. Fucks more chicks than cervical cancer
