Questions and Answers

Q: "Hey Pat I have been a loyal supporter of your web site since February 2008 and was wondering how come if this page is about the Red Sox how comes there is a football like your Fnl page?" - Jessica Biel, Hollywood Ca
A: Well thats simple Jessica, seeing I am so cheap and know nothing about the internet I cant figure out how to change it and I dont wan't to upgrade to the more expensive builder shut your fucking mouth and deal with it bitch.

Q: "Hey, I was wondering if you could give me handsome lessons some time?" -Thomas Brady, Boston Ma
A: No, and stop calling me.

                                                    Anyone Remember This?
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He did this because he WON a bet vs Youk. What the hell happens if he lost? And what did Youk have to do seeing he lost? 

                                                        SPRING TRAINING 2008                                                                         
                                            

What the fuck? Did he go on the Curt Shilling off season training program?

"I might be late two years in a row," Ramirez said with a straight face, "but I’m always on time." Hmm riiiight. 60 percent of the time, Manny makes sense everytime.

February is finally over, what a shitty month. Everything about this past month sucked. Seeing the Sox on the field makes me feel alive inside again, I can enjoy sports again. I can move on. I am so excited to see how this season plays out. Will hungry hungry Beckett be as unstoppable as he was last year? Will Manny and Ortiz's power come back to them now that they are healthy? You can pencil in Manny for atleast 30/115 and seeing how this is a contract year look out. Coco is playing with some fire now that he knows he is fighting for that starting job. JD is apparently joking around in the clubhouse and acting loose. Lugo cant possibly do any worse but even if he does Lowrie is waiting in the wings. Casey as a backup infielder instead of Hinske. See you later Gagne you douche. Lowell is locked in, Youks beard us in rare form. Tek is Tek, full season of Clay, Lester is healthy, Wakefield is the horse, Dice KKK, Oki, Paplebon lights out. Same team, Hopefully same results. 



                        From 2007 You know the last time we won the World Series                                         
   



 Red Sox are in and Yankees are most likely gonna make it so there is potential for another ALCS showdown. This got me thinking of every possible match up and scenario and sub plot that could take place. This is what happens when you don't go out on Saturday because you want to be fresh for Sunday football but wake up at 8am with nothing to do for the next 4 or so hours. Yanks took the season series,10-8 winning 5 or the last 6. There has been a lot of long ,high scoring games with gut wrenching blown leads that make you to drink till you don't remember and wake up in a hotel room next to a " I hate Payton Manning" T-shirt that you are jealous someone bought till you are told it is yours which temporarily makes you smile till you check your pockets for the 200 cash you had which you don't find but you do find a credit card receipt from the Cask n' Flagon for 228+ dollars which you don't recall signing for but at least that places you there in case someone tries to frame you for the subsequent double murder of JD Drew and Eric Gagne well at least they are dead (pause) no need for "periods" seeing LT and the Sean Merriman our on theirs (pause) Maybe the money was spent on the massive amount Chinese food sitting next to you that is almost as untouched as  or maybe it is in your Chevy "4 cylinder built for speed not comfort" Cobalt luxury rental car which you cant seem to locate in the parking lot but at least the freezing cold rain is keeping you company while you search for it(LT) Don't you just love it when the weather outside matches how you feel on the inside(LT) Well any who there has been minor bad blood issues which could all boil over. Hopefully like previous years(LT) Arod eating glove, old men getting WWF style DDT'd by some RP from the DR which was totally BA(LT) This got me thinking what would happen if a all out Outsiders - Greasers VS. Socials style brawl broke out and who would win.

                                                           Matchups are based on total truth

Jason Varitek VS Jorge Posada

Both are big, Varitek has proven he will throw down while George has only yelled at Pedro from the dugout while pointing to his goat looking face most likely expressing his love for grass.

Edge = Varitek - You don't believe me search Google for Jason Varitek fight and Jorge Posada fight and see which returns more relevant searches, nuff said.

Youk VS Giambi

Giambi has a little roid rage left in his body while Youk punishes himself with a bat to the head every time he strikes out. Hmm roid rage against pure intense insanity. If Jason the cheater hits Kevin in his goatee there is a good chance he will break his hand on rugged manliness. If he played for Baltimore Marlo Stanfield would have had Chris and Snoop take him out for being a snitch a long time ago. STOP SNITCHING you little baby turtle look-a-like.

Edge = Youk

Julio Lugo VS Mariano Rivera

This is pretty much a match up of two guys who look just like rabid Chiwawas with a hint of Skeletor . This battle would take place on some dirty ass street in Mexico. There would be tumbleweeds and leftover piñata pieces blowing about the street, unfortunately we will never know who wins because there is no one left in Mexico to tell us, to continue reading this is English press 1.

Doug "Power" Miribelli VS Molina number 7

These are the two slowest humans on the face of Tom Bradys green earth. This fight would be so slow it would look like it was happening under water. Every punch would be like when you are trying to punch someone in your dream and you are moving in super slow motion. Near the end of the fight the other 12 Molinas that catch around the league would charge out of the stands to help number 7. Lucky for Doug they are equally as slow and it would take them so long to get there that CoCo could run out a bat and Doug could unleash hell on all 36 Molinas with his sergeon like accuracy because he does not wear batting gloves., or condoms, ever.

Edge = Doug

Jacoby VS Joba

The native american battle for the ages. Winner gets respect and land to open a casino on in 2022. Superior speed(Jacoby) against superior homosexuality(Joba). This would unflod like that homemade knife fight between Tommy Lee Jones and Benecio in that movie……where they fought with knifes. Joba uses his super gay strength to pin down Jocoby and is about to slash his throat but at the very same moment Arod comes out of the dugout in a pink thong and a pitcher of mango daquiris for his customary pre game drink with Joba. This distracts Joba for a split second and that is all Jacoby needs he cuts the queens throat and that is that. He then does a rain dance to wash the field clean of all the blood.

Edge = Jacoby